All credit goes to - japharts
This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.
if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me
It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
do you ever feel like
not in a suicidal way dont get me wrong but like you’re so irrelevant and unnecessary that the world would just keep turning without you perfectly normally
like a personification of my life would be one of those charms for phones
they’re not needed there they just sort of dangle and occasionally someone says ‘ay look at that thing’
the phone would be fine without it
No postprocessing, straight from the Game Boy.
Listen close and you can hear where I gave up on making this sound good and lazily transposed 60 or so chains!
oh. my. lord.
it’s comforting to see an “8bit” post which is actually fucking 8bit i am so happy
the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay
when you and a friend join a fandom together
This is 100% accurate
That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds
all hail the glow cloud
all hail the glow cloud
Okay, so we all know that Dean hates dogs, right? This has been pretty consistent throughout the series, except for one time:
Why the hell would Dean walk up to a dog barking at him and try to befriend it if he hates dogs? This has bothered me for a long time, but then just today I remembered.
Mystery Spot was in season three.
Before Dean went to Hell.
Before Dean got torn apart by hell hounds.
when someone tells me to calm down when i’m talking about things i’m passionate about
During rehearsals, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton found out that they both hated the new Volkswagen Beetle with a passion, and for the scene where Tyler and The Narrator are hitting cars with baseball bats, Pitt and Norton insisted that one of the cars be a Beetle. As Norton explains on the DVD commentary, he hates the car because the Beetle was one of the primary symbols of 60s youth culture and freedom. However, the youth of the 60s had become the corporate bosses of the 90s, and had repackaged the symbol of their own youth, selling it to the youth of another generation as if it didn’t mean anything. Both Norton and Pitt felt that this kind of corporate selling out was exactly what the film was railing against, hence the inclusion of the car; “It’s a perfect example of the Baby Boomer generation marketing its youth culture to us. As if our happiness is going to come by buying the symbol of their youth movement, even with the little flower holder in the plastic molding. It’s appalling to me. I hate it.”